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Saturday, August 05, 2006

My Suggested Activities to complete while awaiting your next Neurocam Assignment.

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send you a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to neurocam.com'?)

Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing by and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out and waiting for you next NCI assignment.

Invent a weird twitch
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye or busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out whe you go shopping for groceries.

Watch TV, repeat everything said in Italian accent
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Sort of entertaining. Include flamboyant shoulder shrugs for added impact, or go for a Marlon Brando set of grunts.

Pick up a dog so it can see things from your point of view
(Amusement Potential: 3-5 minutes)
Think about it: your dog has only seen the house from a viewpoint from 6" to 2' high (15 to 60 cm for all you metric fans). It's never seen the tops of counters, what you keep on your desk, the tops of shelves, etc. Try looking at things from its point of view, too. (You never know, this might assist in a future NCI assignment)

- El

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Interesting. I kinda like that, to be honest.

Sat Aug 05, 08:29:00 PM CDT

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm gonna try em now while they disect my application

Sun Aug 06, 02:11:00 AM CDT

 
Blogger Saeid said...

Brilliant!

Sun Aug 06, 08:24:00 AM CDT

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know what A4 you're talking about, El.

Sun Aug 06, 12:21:00 PM CDT

 
Blogger Elhorranna said...

So worries Jason.... I should of said Letter-Sized. I'll stay tuned for 12.24 am Monday the 14th.

Tue Aug 08, 01:41:00 PM CDT

 

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